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Just a little light humor to brighten your day. Submissions welcomed.

• Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
• My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
• God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer to her first question.
• I was always taught to respect my elders but it's getting harder to find any.
• Message heard on answering machine, "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
• Every morning is the dawn of a new error.